A pleasing new trend in hand soaps (Tuesday, October 10, 2006)

To cut to the chase here, I have to say that I am very excited about the new trend in hand soaps in public restrooms. I have noticed over the past year that not an insignificant amount of restrooms now carry the foam style hand soap, and this my friends, is progress.
Firstly, every single foam soap I have ever had the pleasure of disinfecting with has had a pleasant aroma. In addition to this, foam hand soaps ALWAYS rinse off with that nice, clean feeling that other liquid soaps often fall short of supplying.
Many times I have had to struggle to get the "moisturizing" feeling off of my hands while cleansing with liquid hand soap. I hate this struggle. If I want my hands to be moisturized I will get some hand lotion. Who's kidding who, what are you trying to do, save time? I'm not looking to cut corners in this department. It's like combining a hot dog and a coke so that you can enjoy the savory nature of the frank and yet be satiated by the cool, crisp refreshment of coca cola. In the hand lotion department, a dab will do me, IF, I need it, (which is seldom.)_Another benefit of foam soap is that it does not drip or contain colour so that it will not stain the counter top or gather in a runny, dripping, pink amalgam. And I will tell you something that is HUGE in my hand soap world, the company that could MOST benefit from a switch to foam hand soap would be IN N OUT Burger. I LOATHE their pink, liquid hand soap. It absolutely STINKS! As a matter of fact, I often times will forego a premeal hand washing SOLEY for the reason that every time I lift that glorious burger to my beautiful face I am slapped with the revolting stench of that stomach turning, fucking disgusting, pink goo. It's chemical and clinical odors are repugnant at the very least and completely clash with the homey, welcoming and nurturing aroma that wafts up from your roundish, burgery smiling friend.

GO FOAM! I LOVE YOU!